oh oh! Reality hits....and hits hard!

Hey Folks, So I wasn't going to post Ashlyn's letter we received on Monday, because Ashlyn indicated we didn't "have to" but after carefully considering it... I have decided it would be good for all to see the ups and downs of Ashlyn's experience. Also, if you know what is going on with her, you might have advice or a joke or something to cheer her up and feel more  inclined  to send her a note of encouragement. ... Cleveland is a struggle for her, and she is pretty low. I am so proud of her and the  desires of her heart  and her commitment and I have all the faith in the world that she will work this out but any prayers or well wishes you could send in her direction would be greatly appreciated by her mom too. :) here is her letter.

 Hi parents, you don't have to put this one on the blog....

First thing is first, the biggest regret of my mission thus far is my phone call with you. I was just not in the right mindset but I've been so homesick this week that I just constantly wish that I could call you for advice and tell you that I love you. So I really do.... and until christmas I guess.

So I am  in Cleveland. And it's hard. It's really hard. And the thing is I knew it was going to be hard but not in this way. I was prepared for it to be hard work, and that I would  be exhausted, and  be rejected. But I didn't expect it to be hard because we aren't doing anything. I didn't expect to be in an area where I don't feel like I belong. I want to be in Brazil. I want to be working. I want to feel like I'm making a difference.  I just want to work. I want to be in an area where we can work more. My companion has been sick all week.  the president knows. We are able to maybe work an hour a day. Her last companion got really bad migraines everyday and so she went home, but pretty much I get that,  it was because she didn't want to be here anymore. I am not  complaining about my companion I actually  like her a lot. She has been out for 6 months, she went to BYUIdaho.  She is 21. I really like her a lot It is not her fault she is sick it is just so hard to be sooo excited to work and to not be able to do it. . She's really nice and the few times we did go tracting ,she was super friendly. She gets along well  with the members, she is really sweet and we get along well. She lets me try to take charge , which is good. She's a really good missionary. when she feels up to it..she  is  friendly and we plan and everything.  I just want to work more. and I want to be in an area where we can work more. I feel like I'm disappointing Heavenly Father.

My companions last 2 companions went home. I don't blame them. I understand now why people come home from their missions early.  Honestly the first 3 days there wasn't a minute that went by without me wanting to leave. It was probably the hardest 3 days of my life honestly. I felt so alone. so helpless. and so hopeless. I want to serve a mission. And I'm not. and while we are at home and my companion is sleeping, I try going through and calling the area book or less active members. But most don't have a phone or have a speech impediment and so its hard to communicate.  Also they just divided our area into 3, and so I don't really understand the boundaries. So for the first few days when I would do that, I would call the wrong areas and set up appointments for places we weren't allowed to go. ..so I stopped doing that too. Now i spend most all day reading my scriptures or studying Portuguese.

My companion says that I'm the hardest working missionary she has  worked with. Which just depresses me more, because she thinks that we are working hard. We aren't working. at all.

Also the area I am in is so depressing. It's super poor. It seems like so many  people here have some sort of mental illness, it is hard to have any kind of conversation with the few people I come in contact with.

And I am so worried I am not  going to get my visa. They have stopped calling people from Washington to Brazil because the visas aren't coming from the San Francisco consulate...and i don't think that mine will ever come.

I am struggling with feeling like I was divinely inspired to be here. I want to be in Brazil.

Our ward is about 400 people and about 115 active. Most are part member families or inactive. Our ward is not unified at all.
I'm  so unhappy here. So unhappy. I'm trying so hard to be good and happy but it is so hard. I'm not going to come home though. If I have to struggle through every second of my mission for a year and a half I will not come home. Some things that are keeping me going are:

You guys, the example that you have each set for me in serving a mission and then how proud I know that you are of me for being here. I really want to make you proud.

My future family. I think about how if my husband or son was in my position and how i would want them to continue onward and so i need to, also.

The pioneers and early saints, and how they endured so much harder trials than this and so I can get through this.

My Savior, and His atonement. He suffered so much for me and so i can labor a couple of seconds in Gethsemane as well.

Prayer. I pray all of the time. Constantly.

Stubbornness. I'm not going to quit.

We have to go now. I love you so much and I already can't wait until next week to talk to you again. Being here has made me so grateful for you and dad and the awesome life that I have had. Please write me as much as possible!!!! 

2040 tennyson ave NE #7 

massilon ohio 44646. 

I love you a lot. 

Pray for me, I pray for you everyday.

Ashlyn's address in Cleveland

Hey Folks, Ashlyn's mom here... I wanted to give everyone Ashlyn's new address....this is  where you can send "snail mail" as opposed to email


   2040 Tennyson Ave NE #7
    Massilon, Ohio 44646

her email is the same ashlyn.trussel@myldsmail.net

She would love hearing from you in any form but she gets to read your snail mail as
soon as she gets it and can re-read it etc. (Because she only has limited access to the computer and only has access on Monday's, email is a bit frustrating for her)  You can dearelder.com her still. (but you have to pay for the stamp now- no longer free) They are great because it is as easy as an email for you but they print it, put it in an envelope and stamp it and put it in the mail for you that day. so it is a win- win for both. You only need to type in the address above now, instead of the Provo address, and you do have to give them the money for the stamp via credit card.

There is definitely an adjustment to make when missionaries go out into the real world. No longer are they sheltered at the MTC and have such great friends and teachers etc... surrounding them... So I am sure any note or hello from home would be SOOOOOO appreciated.

Sorry this was from boring old me and no new letter to post from Ashlyn, hopefully Monday.
Thanks for reading and writing and loving Ashlyn (or not loving her, maybe she drives you crazy, but you are a little sadistic so you read her blog for kicks.) :)

and the winner is........

soooooo because there is no visa I got my stateside reassignment today!

The lucky winner is Cleveland Ohio! At first i had no opinion of this because its like i often forget that Ohio is even a state but I've been thinking about it and I'm so hyped!!! its just like, i have no idea what Ohio is really but don't ya just see me there?! I sure do. I'm super stoked. I leave Tuesday morning at 2:30 am so mom get ready for a phone call. Anyways Ill be there from Tuesday until i get my visa. The mission is all of northern Ohio and a little bit of Pennsylvania.

Hess has to go home for surgery for an absenthe or something but when she gets better she will go to south Carolina if she doesn't get her visa

helvey is going to new york new york north with Harvard. I'm a little jealous. Hil skin are you there!? look out for elder helvey and elder larkin. they are the best.

Calder is going to Ogden Utah

and sister tanton is going to LA. 

most of the other elders in my district got called to las vegas or colorado

anyways, look out for me cleveland. I'm coming for ya. 

as sister hess says 

Flee to the Cleve!!!

love you all baii!!!

P.S. if anyone has any idea where cleveland ohio is lemme know ASAP :)

BIGGEST NEWS!!!!

I'M SERIOUS THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS SINCE FREAKING BIG NEWS!!!! 

are you ready? are you really really sure that you're ready? Cuz I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

HARVARD IS STRAIGHT UP MY COUSIN. I KID YOU NOT. HE IS STRAIGHT UP 100% MY COUSIN.

this week was the hardest ever because we found out that we were cousins on Wednesday and I had to wait A WHOLE WEEK TO TELL YOU! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! TALK ABOUT TRIALS.

but seriously, he is. here's the story.

so pretty much Tuesday night he got a dear elder from his mom and it was like, "is sister trussel by chance related to Harold Trussel and Vilate Trussel? because they are my favorite people in the world" and i was like STRAIGHT UP I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YES THOSE ARE MY STRAIGHT UP GRANDPARENTS!! and so he wrote her back and was like "how do you know sister trussel's grandparents?" and she said that her mom and Vilate are cousins and that grandpa Harold is like her favorite person in the world because he was the principal at a school where she worked and she said that he was like the greatest principal in the world and knew all of the kids names and their hobbies and she just really respects him and she said that Vilate is the biggest spitfire that she has ever met and thinks that she is hilarious and its like I'm not totally sure what spitfire means but I'm assuming its a term of endearment.

AND THEN IT JUST CONTINUES TO GET BETTER. because Harvard said that grandpa Harold was the principal at his high school before he went there and he said that he revolutionized the school,  and it is because of him that Harvard got into Harvard. AND ISN'T THAT JUST SO FUNNY? LIKE I'M TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR  THIS AND ITS LIKE I'M THE REASON THAT HARVARD GOT INTO HARVARD... AND SO IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WELCOME HARVARD. i really hope that you think this is as crazy as i do. i literally freak out on the daily.

he was sick for a few days but when he came back to class i made us sing families can be together forever and i stood by him during it and he acted like it was weird but i could tell that he liked it.

anyways so our cousinship has really brought us together. we are pretty much best friends now....
that is an extreme exaggeration. by best friends i mean every once in a while he will say "como esta minha prima?" which means how is my cousin? and i say good and that's about it. but i really sense a connection. and the best part is that we are 3rd cousins so that means that were close enough to stay best friends forever but still far away enough related that we can get married for time and all eternity if we so choose. it really is the best of both worlds.

anyways tell grandma and grandpa thanks and have them call Becky Larkin in salt lake city (Harvards mom) so they too can enjoy the blessings of freaking out about this. I'm literally freaking out. ALL THE FREAKING TIME. mom is probably so mad that i keep using the word freaking but its like honestly mom, its justified in this scenario.

okeee so sorry that i spent like half of my email time talking about my cousin Harvard.... but i regret nothing.

anyways, lets get do it! shall we?

this week was goooood!  actually I remember nothing that happened this week but I'm assuming that it went well.

OH YEAH I GOT MY VISA.

just kidding. i didn't. i also didn't get my reassignment. i will most likely get it Friday and be able to email you about it. but worst case scenario, i will have to stay an extra week at the MTC and get it next Friday.

i cant believe that this is my last week. its super bittersweet. I'm going to miss everyone so much. especially irmao Hickman. he is our teacher. and he is just the best. like one of the greatest humans I've ever had the privilege to know. he has been such a great mentor and support and teacher this whole time and I'm going to miss him the most i think.

oh mommy i threw up on Wednesday. i think it was something that i ate because after i threw up i felt fine but i made my companion take a picture of me with the throw up because i wanted to show you that i miss you when I'm sick. so i started feeling really sick so we came back to the residence and i lied down and immediately started puking into the garbage. and my companion just stood there and then i was like oh I'm sorry and shes like "its fine" and I'm like "...OH IS IT FINE!?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ACCEPTANCE THAT ME PUKING IS FINE" except for i didn't because i am trying to be like Jesus and so i was like thanks and then i stood up and emptied my own puke into the garbage outside and then i felt fine and working on my charity and patience virtues.

we got to host the new missionaries this week. this pretty much means that when the missionaries get dropped off their curb and kiss life as they know it goodbye we are the ones to pick them up and take them to their class and whatnot. it was a cool experience except for there were way too many sisters hosting and not enough sisters to be hosted and so every time i car pulled up it was like straight up the hunger games to get to them. i literally had to punch a girl in the face. just kidding. but it really was intense. anyways i saw Brady Johnston getting dropped off and so i like ran to his family to talk to them but half of them had no idea who i was and the other half were like "are you kidding me? we are sending our first born son to his death. we want nothing to do with you at this moment" they didn't say that they were really sweet but i felt really bad afterwards that i like interrupted that moment for them. i wasn't thinking. mom call sister Johnston and tell her that I'm sorry for ruining her life and cramming 11 cookies into the VCR. #namethatmovie but seriously mom call her and apologize for me.

we went to the temple today. it was great. i really like the new video. however, only the Mormons can make a new video and still have it feel 10 years outdated. but i really liked it a lot and it was good to go. the entire time though i was just thinking of Tyler Rands and i just kept thinking about how much I'm sure that Jesus loves Tyler. Tell that man i miss him.

i saw cousin Matt (Kim's son, literally what is his last name, i feel very strange that i don't know it) on the mormon.org I'm a Mormon video (about the rugby coach )eating dinner with his parents in law. it was such a sweet moment. i even pulled it up on the big screen and paused it on Matt and made everyone look and then they were like "no one cares" but i chose to ignore them and told them all about how Matt draws me pictures and that one time that we watched that cheesy lifetime original movie called "dying to dance" or something cheesy like that. they didn't act like it but i knew that the district liked it. also i don't know if it was Matt. but i really hope it was or i would have just wasted 25 minutes of my district's time for nothing.

our lessons have been really hit and miss. it doesn't really help that my comp really struggles with the language. its slightly discouraging because i think i just came here thinking that i was going to be the best missionary int he world but then I'm not and its just hard to not feel like you're measuring up. but some of them go really well. the other thing is that i feel so comforted all of the time here. and that's the reason that i just want everyone to understand the gospel. because even in my hardest times here i just totally feel the love of Christ comforting me and really hard things become so much easier and i just know that I'm not doing them alone.

except for learning Portuguese. learning Portuguese is still the worst of all trials and can never be lessened.

um que mais? nao sei. oh yeah I'm so hecka much jealous that everyone is at the family reunion. i want to be there. i hope that you seriously have no fun without me and can come to the knowledge that i really am the only source of joy in your lives. because sometimes i felt like you guys took that for granted. i was a really really really fun person. appreciate me more. in other news i am also working on humility as a virtue. i miss everything about the family reunion, not like homesick miss, more of like i think about it occasionally and then stare into the distance all the while quietly chuckling to myself pensively. like when joey helped me cheat every round of poker. good times. i still cheat at all of our games here. i also don't feel guilty about it ever. is that a problem? anyways i just love our family so much even though they are straight up psychotic they are all so prime. tell them i think that, not the psychotic part just the prime part. also tell them to stop fighting. then tell them about my comp. and the toilets and the puke if i can be loving about that then they can be loving to each other.

and don't worry mom. your kids will never fight because once you die i will straight up start a tyrannical regime over the kids and if any of the siblings try to rise up against me I will pummel them into the ground with my fist. it will be forced peace, but peace nonetheless. you're welcome. I'm always looking out for you.

mom can you some how check to see how my visa is coming. i haven't heard of a single person getting theirs from San Francisco and I'm really sad about it. i want to go to BRAZIL and drive fast cars there and rob a police station like in fast and furious 5. because that is what missions are all about are they not? i don't know how exactly to check on tat but like call someone or google something or make dad do it. i have faith in you. i really need to know if ill ever get there. ill be really sad if i dont i think. can you guys pray for my visa tambem? I JUST REALLY WANT IT IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

grandpa truman-dictate a letter to mom today. you can skip your tennis watching today and make mckenna and macey do the chores around the house. tennis is literally just 2 people hitting a ball back and forth, you wont miss much. and the whole reason that we have kids is to make them do our work for us. so sit back and relax and respond to my letter please. i love you. hope your back is feeling better and the grand kids aren't driving you crazy. i know it must be hard for you without having your favorite granddaughter there to keep you sane but you can do all things through Christ who strengthens you. I love you more than life you re my family person in the world but if you don't write me back today you will be dead to me. love you much!!!

mommy- mommy you're the best of all mommies. you have been so good at writing me and it has been such a blessing i swear. thanks for that. also hopefully your packages get here by Friday because if i get my reassignment i could leave as early as Saturday. weird. also if i get reassigned to not anywhere in Utah i will be able to call you on the phone next week! how strange. but I'm excited. i think. i think it is going to be weird. what are we even going to talk about? maybe this would be a good time for you to use those conversation cards you bought for the dinner table "what is your favorite season and why" "if you could be any tree what kind of tree would you be?" "what is your favorite memory in the kitchen" we can ask awkward questions like that to lessen the mood. anyways love you so much. please check on my visa some how.

dad-you're killing me. as humorous as your letters are they are few and far between also the longest letter you have sent me was like 12 words long. since he wont tell you what he writes this is what i have gotten from dad so far "dear ashlyn, rock it. love dad" "dear ashlyn, bear lake is 43% less fun without you. but don't come home. love dad" at this point I'm so desperate to know what is going on in your life that i will accept a sample letter that you have copied and pasted from the Internet. work with me here. i miss you a lot and i hope that everything is going well with work and sleeping and your remote control helicopter and all of the other things that you love in you life. i sent you a letter last week hope you got it.

Paige- babe, got your letter. it was a little rude and attacking but i appreciated the sentiment. i don't have emotional issues. your mom has emotional issues. JK shes a saint and has beautiful eyes. I'm writing you today. please get on Katie. she is hurting me feelings

Jon Rands. you are straight up the funniest man alive. you letter killed me. i literally keep it in my purse at all times and read it like 6 times a day because it is just so dang prime. everything about it is prime. you're the best and i love you. also my companion is 19. no excuse. have fun golfing. don't work too hard out there.

Heidi and Kim. oh my dear beloved aunts, I'm so sorry please don't make me dead to you. i seriously loved both of your emails and it was just hard and stressful the first week and i forgot a ton of people because the email time is literally the most stressful thing of my life. but i love you so much and you're the best and please don't disown me i promise i love you so much. i will write you more during letter time. also i think that Ron sent me a dear elder but the computer is being difficult so i cant read it but ill try again later on another computer

Rachel and Katelyn-i only have 60 seconds more on the comp but i love you both your letters make my day I'm sorry i will write you more later today okay?!!

I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE GREAT DAYS AND LIVES AND WHAT NOT

Sister Trussel

Straight up HECKA MUCH Yes!!!- August 6th

ayoo i know that youre in sandpoint and everything but dont stop dear eldering me. you still have to do it every day without fail.

 

 everyone keeps writing me and saying that no one is updating my blog  im sick and tired of everyone failing at this at home. IM OUT FREAKING SAVING THE WORLD AND YOU GUYS CANT COPY AND PASTE A FREAKING EMAIL COME ON. im sorry that was rude. but im serious though. like update that today mom or paige or kailey. im sick of my fans not being able to know about my life.

 

alright lets get down to business to defeat the huns. HYA

 

this week was the BEST YET.  like hecka much yes. everyone in my district keeps judging me because i say straight up and hecka much and im like oh my gosh go read the bible and stop judging me you devil children. missions are the best. THE HECKA MUCH STRAIGHT UP BEST.

 

but seriosimo. this week was so dank. im so hyped on being a missionary like everyday im just happy and grateful for it and i look at my little name tag and my heart hurts with love. its da bomb.

 

and mom dont be ridiculous. i havent even been homesick at all duhh i want you to send me everything about sandpoint and bearlake. *except for one time i was homesick because im allowed to take naps at home and i cant here and that makes me physicially ill. but dont worry  mom, i still miss you a lot because youre so beautiful. will you send me pictures of you? i want to show them to my district because i really do think that youre beautiful but the only pictures i have of you on my camera are the ones i took of your crying and you dont look so swell and so send me some nice done up ones puh lease. also send baby pictures of me. like by today. dang it you wont be able to because youre in sandpoint and by the time you get back i wont be able to show them to my district. can you force kailey to do it? PLEASE.

 

speaking of physically ill i was physically ill this week and i have these crazy cough attacks at night and so finally sister hess was like trussel i cant sleep go to the doctor so i did and i got medicine and everything was fine.

 

so like our lessons have been going SO HECKA MUCH GOOD. like my companion doesnt really understand porutguese at all so i pretty much teach the entire lessons but they have been so prime. like both of our investigators are totally progressing and like feeling the spirit and its awesome. except for one lesson. that failed. it failed like so badly. pretty much we starting talking to this guy and he didnt understand why he needed to be baptized because he was already baptized in the catholic church and so i started talking to him about immersion and the priesthood and what not and then i like look over to my comp to say something and she read this scripture that pretty much said " and the holy ghost will descend upon you but it will not stay with you" and he was like uhh what? and i just stared at her for like a solid 15 seconds like what in the world are you but then i did damage control but it was awful and nothing made sense. but the next time he totally opened up to us and i just knew what to say and everyone in the world was happy and it was all good.

 

also Harvard has progressed from seeming slightly annoyed by me to full on hatred. i have no idea what do you. he straight up looked at me yesterday and for a second i was scared for my life. like i wouldnt have been surprised if he pulled out a knife and stabbed me right there. thats how terrifying his face was.

 

mikilah just got here. she lives in my building so i see her all of the time. its so prime. its like the best thing of life. ill send pics.

 

i really like the MTC bcause i get in these fights over things and its like ill know that im wrong but ill just keep arguing for the sake of stubbornness but we dont have the internet so no one can truly prove me wrong and so i can argue for a lot longer than i could at home. which reminds me someone look up the lyrics to are we human by the killers. like you need to end the debate. is it denser or dancer? someone find out the real answer and tell me ASAP.

 

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO MUCH DOES. but also my companion is on the computer next to me so i have to like filter everything. #thestruggles

 

um um um um um um um what. mom im taking my vitamins chill and i dont want a new laundry bag because i love my northface one. so im sending that back. you cant make me keep it. also what else um um um um im taking my vitamins so chill. also um um um um i saw kevin HAHAHAHAH it was so funny he was right outside my classroom and i was like KEVIN?!? and then we talked and it was like what is going on with the world but yeah that happened.

 

yesterday elder helvey got mad at me because the teacher asked a question and i knew the answer in portuguese and he was like "Straight up. this is so dumb. i seriously have never seen Trussel study, how does she know all of this" everyone in my district is starting to say striaght up and hecka much now. it is just like when i started what what in high school. people pretend to hate it. but secretly they want it. except for Harvard, Harvard just hates it. and me.

 

mom make everyone at sandpoint dear elder me. especially jon. make jon do it.

 

Paigey your dear elder made me laugh so hard. which made Harvard hate me even more. good job idiot. im sorry i cant call people that im on my mission. but just know that i think it. and i thought it was weird that you were asked on a date. and stop having things with weird people. get your life together. also stop pretending like youre busy. we all know that youre not. its embarrassing for you sweetie. also i wish that you were here. except for i dont because you have like a lot of issues and you would die here. legitimately be struck down by lightening or something. so stay where you are but just know i miss you a lot. and yeah everywhere i look there are hot guys in suits and i just want to marry them all but i cant because im on my dumb mission and im ugly and its just a struggle on the daily. but i still have fake relationships with most of them. facebook tyler welch from ohio. he is a babe. ive never talked to him but i have talked about him a lot and i feel like that is the same thing. dont put his name in the blog. thats awkward. also I HEARD THAT JUAN PABLO IS THE BACHELOR AND I DIE THAT IS THE BEST NEWS IVE EVER HEARD. and chris won... who is chris? is that meth guy? i legitimately forget. and im glad you said that you missed me because i didnt feel like you did because you never write me and it hurts my feelings.

 

 

mom- i got my contacts my suitcase is fine i think idk my bag is fine for now dont worry bout it. also everyone wants their letter from you. we all have the same address as far as unit number and everything. the only difference is that the girls misison codes are all BRA-RIO. and then all of the boys are BRA-FOR except for shreeve, nielson, and barnes are BRA-PAN. so dear elder them or something individually because they all want letters. also send me this via dear elder today please again. also mom please update my blog. im serious. it doesnt have to be a big thing just copy and paste sweetie. just copy and paste. i lvoe the pjs by the way and my brazil sweatshirt. youre so great. you know everything i need. and your candy box to the district makes them hate me less so thanks mom. youre a star. have fun in bearlake. i wrote grandpa so call him and see if he got it.

 

KATELYN- oh you  babe you. your dear elder was prime. i loved it. except for you didnt have to donate money you fool its called a donation because its not required. but i appreciate it nonetheless. and i love how you guys are nice to the missionaries. get baptized. or dont. its your life. but get baptized. and then come on a misison with me. its way fun and you learn different languages and all of the guys are babes. im telling you. its the life. and yeah gurl send me pics! and they dont filter the letters lol. but it wouldnt surprise me if they did because the training center is practically jail. ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT THOUGH YAHOOO. jk im sad. send me pics. also, i think about you a lot and i miss you. sometimes when i want to kill a certani someone im like be like katelyn shes nice to everyone. so thanks for that

 

latika- lol i love you your letters are the best. they dont usually filter the letters but its like you are a terrorist and i know that the government is probs all over your house so it wouldnt surprise me if they did for you. hows home? hows the curry? hows your fake boyfriend who i dont believe exists. jk i do. or do i? i see indians and my heart hurt with missing for you. do you know them? i dont know their names but they are indian and so its probably like jamal or something. look them up. lol youre going to read this and stop missing me. I MISS YOU OKAY LATIKA NOW WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE???? oh gosh im a bad person. but im working on it. give me 17 more months and you will love me again okay?

 

mckenna- stop being a summer student. its seriously ridiculous. stop doing school. actually ive been thinking about it and i want you to go to harvard. so then maybe harvard from my district will stop hating me because we will have a bond. and so keep studying. and im not kidding. i think that you could do it so please keep studying. i really think that you cam. rubbermaid. youre ridiculous. but im serious about the harvard thing. i seriously think you can do it. good luck on tryouts. dont mess up. or you wont get into harvard and ill disown you.

 

macey-thanks for the letter not. dead to me.

 

sam-thanks for the letter not. but its okay because youre eight and dont understand the ways of the world. go buy yourself a skydancer or whatever that toy is you love. you deserve it little man. miss you love you i have your hug picture up on my wall and i hug it everyday.

 

dad-nice try with the dear elder. but im glad you didnt die. i really am. you really surprised us all. im going to write you today. thanks for sending me such detailed letters about you life. its almost like im there. i tell my district funny stories about you. they think that youre funny. you realy should. do you tell your workers funny stories about me? you should.

 

kailey-heard you got asked out on two dates you little hooch you. so proud. but dont get married until i get back. what are their names. i hope that they are something cute like wyatt or something who knows. good luck on them. remember to chew with your mouth closed. im serious. whenever i go on temple walks on tuesday mornings or sundays at like 3 i also look for you car when i cross the street. its never there. or it could be i hear you have brads car so i actually have no idea what it looks like. bring back rico.

 

mackenzie-youre a babe. seriously. i wish you were here to hug me.

 

okay ill be back on at like 1:00ish to send pics and whatnot but i love you all these are the best days of my life. at first i was like THIS IS THE LONGEST THING IN THE WORLD. but now that it has almost been a month im like missions arent even long they are just one month 18 times. and now just 17 times. we should get our reassignments on friday hopefully. we are the only brazil district in the entire MTC who hasnt gotten a single visa. i think thats hilarious and i love it. i hope i get sent to salt lake city because the food here is awful and i miss aunt heidis cooking on the daily. but yeah hopefully ill know by next email where i am going while waiting for the visa! its the best

 

 

okay love you all, please keep writing. my letters have been getting slim and its a struggle. lawlz no its not but just send me more okay? TE AMOS. i dont even know if thats portuguese but just accept it

It was the best of times and it was the worst of times...My first cold sore at the MTC - week of July 30

OII OIII

Okay mom, first thing is first. You rock. everyone is obsessed with you. we got your package on monday and the entire district was obsessed with it and your card was funny and i was super proud of you and anyways everyone keeps telling me how lucky i am to have such an awesome mom and im like ya i know.

 also your other packages for me were the cutest things ever! i didnt even want to open them because they were wrapped so cute. And they were perfect timing because i got really sick this week and so the medicine saved me. unfortunately your cold sore medicine came too late because by the time it got here I already had a huge one growing out of my face.

KATE HAD HER BABY AND IT WAS A BOY AND LIFE IS GRAND I CRY OF JOY EVERY DAY

This week was ROUGH. but it was also great. it started out rough but the last few days have just been so prime.

So i was sick and coughing and runny nose and tired and what not and i looked like a leper with my cold sore and it was awful. and on top of that the elders in our district were kind of being super rude and disrespectful to all of the sisters and so there was a ton of contention. I was just like ugh im over this. but then tender mercies fell out of the sky like gumdrops. it was so great.

lets start with the contention within the district. it all started with Hacky-Sac, the game of the devil. Anyways the elders play this game during gym time and its like hacky sac but you juggle it twice and then you can catch it and then you throw it and hit someone. and they had played a few times and then one day the sisters wanted to join and we did but we were new and not very good so the game went a little slower and so the elders were like "you cant play with us you make it not fun" and then the sisters got really offended and mad  and then i was like "are we in 2nd grade?" and then they just kept being rude adn leaving us places and the sisters kept being emotional and i kept crying in the bathroom about my cold sore and there was just tention and it was awkward but then i think they felt bad and were nicer and all was well with the world again.

lets start with the next worse thing. because we are stuck here in a prison our service is always somewhat mundane. but this week we got the lucky job of cleaning the bathrooms. and get this! my companion literally refused to clean the toilets! and so I got to do it all by myself! it was so swell. there is nothing i love more than waking up at 6:30 and then scrubbing the inside of 45 toilet bowls. it just warmed my little heart. especially when my companion sat there watching me. its just the best. i wish that i could do it again. i really do. it was like christmas and my birthday had a baby. thats how stoked i was on it.

the time here is just so weird. like i literally feel like ive been here for 4 months, but then i think about it and i feel like ive been ehre for 1 day. its trippy. im like on serious time drugs. sometimes im like "woah i cant imagine coming back into civilization" but then im like "ashlyn you idiot youve been gone for literally 3 weeks"

So great thing #1. On thursdays we do TRC. TRC is when you teach lessons to members around provo. so they are already mormon and they just volunteer their time and we practice teaching them as members. and we got this lady Irma Hanyne or something. and it was seriously the best 20 minutes of my life. We just had this super strong bond and she just told us all about her family and then we taught her how to pray better to better receive answers and blessings and when i was bearing my testimony on prayer she just started crying and the spirit was so strong in the room and it was amazing. and then at the end i asked her if there was anything that we could do for her and she just started crying again and was like "your testimonys have already helped me" and it was just the sweetest thing. i still get chills when i think about it.

We have a new teacher, we still have Irmo Whitaker in the mornings but now at night we have Irmo Hickman too. at first i didnt really like him but now im obsessed with him more than ive ever been obsessed with anyone in my entire life. He is seriously the best person to ever walk the earth and he just treats us so well. like he has authority but he treats us as friends. He is like straight up King Benjamin. and I want to marry him except for i dont even really because he is happily married to Holly and i just am so happy for them being happy that i dont even want to marry him but just be his best friend. and like one day he gave us this great speech about how we need to remember why we are here and not good off but take the work seriously and i just felt so guilty because i could be doing so much better at that but then tender mercy, he decided to do interviews and instead of going around the room he asked if any of us wanted to go first so i attacked him and he let me go first out of fear and it was the greatest conversation of my life. he was so helpful and supportive and im obsessed with everything about him.

LOL we know holly because i stalked her profile on mormon.org. Mormon.org stalking is the new facebook. try it out. also i saw the hancocks mormon.org video and I was like OH MY GOSH I KNOW THEM IVE BEEN IN THAT BUS and no one in my district cared and i thought that it was super rude. because its like im popular

um what else what else?

oh mom its funny that you mentioned grandpa rigby because i have been thinking of him seriously all week! i love him so much. tell him im writing him a letter now and i think hes the greatest guy ever and i just miss him and love him and im so glad he is in my life.

oh last night this girl who we room with but isnt in our district started feeling sick. and then during her nightly prayer with her companion she just like collapsed and fell asleep. which was a little weird because we pray in portuguese and its like, the prayers are very long. and i dont know why but no one in the room thought that that was concerning so we just left her on the ground. but then like 10 minutes later she rose from the dead and like crawled ran to the bathroom shaking and like collapsed in the bathroom. so my companion and i ran to the main desk and asked if there was anyone there who could give her a blessing. and then they got the security medical guard men boys and like they grabbed all of the AED equipment and wheelchairs and other large mechanial things and like we ran back. and then we got back and she was like fine and the security guards looked at me like i was an idiot because i was like "HELP SHES DYING" and then she was fine. and so i was embarrassed. but then they got her medicine and gave her a blessing and she was fine. oh and one of the guys who gave her a blessing served in Jamaica with bubba, his name was r- something. he said he was bubbas zone leader. oh and it was sweet because we got to ride in a security car golf cart thing and i forgot that cars existed and so i was stoked. also lately im been really craving some fast and furious so i just pretended like i was Vin Diesal and i felt awesome. it was 30 seconds of pure bliss i tell you. pure bliss.

Visas arent coming very well. in the last like 60 people who left only like 8 got their visas. But im totally fine with being reassigned stateside except for last transfer 3 PEOPLE GOT REASSIGNED TO THEIR HOME MISSION. one in california, one in spokane, and one is seattle. the only in california literally lives 5 minutes away from his mission home. i dont know what i would do if i got sent to seattle. probably cry and jump off a bridge.

oh my companion does this super funny thing where we will meet people and then ask them where they are going and they will say like "mexico" and she will say "OH WHICH ONE" and they will say whatever, and then she will say "oh yeah well my friends older brother served in mexico. i dont kow where, and it was like 7 years ago" and its just like so great. because she says it to everyone we meet and it never gets annoying and its always funny and its just so weird that she knows someone who knows someone who served in the huge country of mexico. that never happens. its great and i love it.

so one day we were teaching a lesson to other companionships in our district and i was teaching Harvard and elder phillips and afterwards Harvard was all like "seriously, yoru portuguese is amazing. how did you do that" and im just like "oh ye of little faith. do you not know who i am? i am sister freaking trussel. i excell at life. never doubt me again" and it was great and i felt great.

i ate dinner with austin braun on sunday and it was so great to catch up and vent about stupid russion and portuguese and ya.

but then im pretty sure that i was cursed because of my pride because the next lesson i like forgot how to speak portuguese the language of the devil and now i suck agian. sorry mom. i know you dont like it when i say suck but i literally forgot everything.

OH AND TELL THE BEANS THAT THEY ARE THE BEST. the shoes they bought me are literally my saving grace. the other ones are fine but i have blisters everywhere but then i put on their shoes and its like heaven. mom bake them a cake or something and say its from me please.

Mom-thanks for your packages. you are the most beautiful mom in the whole world. sorry writing letters is hard here but im trying to get your some every couple of days. also could you send me some more pajama bottoms and a photo albums of photos of everyone and stuff. just get pics off facebook or something idk. also no we learn nothing of culture here so tell me more about the pope

dad + kailey - please write me. i really want to hear from you. also dad, i hope you dont die on the 50 miler. Also whenever we have bacon for breakfast i think of you. i think that you would like that. also kailey some people in my district said that beyonce sucked and was degrading towards women adn i didnt even care but i defended her for you. I DID IT FOR YOU BROTHER. youre welcome

paige + katie - dead to me. also did you get my letter? seriously please write me more. i never hear from you two. use dearelder. its easy and free. you guys are being selfish. and tell all of the guys to write me too. those rude babies havent sent me anything. that includes nathan and shayda.

bonnie and allie- I DIED AT YOUR LETTER. AND YOUR NECKLACE. I put it on my shelf and laugh on the daily. you guys are too great. im writing you back today so except that soon. you guys are just the best. the MTC makes you want to die at times. but its also the best. its like disneyland and prison had a baby. get hyped. except for you bonnie. because youre learning portuguese adn portuguese is the straight up worst.

katelyn-you beautiful woman you. thanks for you email. and thanks for keeping me updated baby boo. i loved it. letters are ususally easier because we get very little time to email but i appreciate mail all the same. soprry about landons cat. actually i could care less. i hate cats i wish that they would all get lost but im sorry for him all the same.

brooke+vicki-thanks for telling me about kate. not. you best be repenting and trying to make it up for me

mikilah-diagonally. did he say diagonally? GOR. IL. LA. lolololol mikilah i love you more than anything in the entire world. seriosuly your letters got me through the beginning of this week adn your talk was AMAZING. im so glad that everything went so well. AND YOURE COMING TOMORROW OH MY GOSH I COULD DIE. ADRIENNE SAID THAT SHE IS GOING TO TRY AND HOST YOU AND I WILL LOOK FOR YOU EVERYWHERE. also lol youre gonna see austin lol how strange. but seriously. youre the best friend in the entire world and yorue so ready and they are going to send you home from your mission early because youre too good at it and the world is not ready for you. seriously though im stoked for you. i love you so much youre the best friend i could ask for and im just so grateful. like seriously, your talk was amazing. also your aunts emailed me again tell them how much i love them. um what else. OH YA. lol look up matthew 15 and then read up to verse 20 and focus on verse 20 and then think of jessica ricks and then die of laughter. okay? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW oh also can you dear elder me all of elder helveys blog stuff i want to read it lolololololololol. HAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHH good luck young one. also afton is psychotic. get her mental help.

mercedes- you beautiful daughter of God you. i did see chief perry. i got super excited to see him adn then he like gave me a monotoned head nod, if that is even possible and it was disappointing. okay and to answer your questions, bonnie and allie listen to this too, you work out every day except sunday and p day if you want and there is no music at all in the MTC but you can use headphones and listen to talks in the gym room. also bring a few hangers just like 3 or 4 because they are scarce here and just know that you wont get mail until saturday and so your family probably wont hear from you the first week. also the showers are just like helaman except for a little grosser. lemme know if you have any more questions. also you can buy a ton of stuff at the book store. so dont worry about forgetting stuff.

OKAY LOVE YOU ALL AND I WILL TALK TO YOU NEXT WEEK.

TCHAO!!

o filho de diablo or "I will punch you in the face!"

Hi folks, so this is Ashlyn"s mom... I am taking over for Kailey for awhile... I guess. Apparently, Kailey's social calendar is far too busy to bother cutting and pasting Ashlyn's letters on the blog... so until the social scene dies down for her... I am filling in ... We are three letters behind now and Ashlyn is about to disown us all.  As you all know Ashlyn has no filter... so there are a few things in here that made her mom (me) flinch just a little that she actually wrote that as a missionary... but what can i say I tried.... I have categorized everything into the good the bad and the ugly... so if you have a weak stomach just stick with reading the good... but fair warning if you proceed to the bad and the ugly...She doesn't  sugar coat anything ...so... let's just say I warned you.  So..... here is Ashlyn...uncensored, unfiltered and unrated. (Also, she is in such a hurry because her computer time is limited she does not bother to worry about grammatical errors. It is what it is... )

OOOIIIIII, (that is Portugeuse for hellllooo!!!)

well another great week has come and gone. I'm still loving it

This week i kept a journal with everything funny that happened so i could write you and not forget things but I'm still stressed out and the little timer thing at the top of the computer makes me want to punch it in the face.

OKAYY FIRST THING IS FIRST. 

THE GOOD

Mom everyone was obsessed with your package. especially sister hess. they all say thank you and they love you and sister hess ate legitimately 6 fun dips and she has an addiction but don't worry. I'll help her. she wants me to let you know that she is so glad that you exist. 

im ALMOST done with the BOM. just started Ether. its the greatest! EVERYONE READ IT AND MARVEL AT HOW COOL CAPTAIN MORONI IS OKAY? he like almost needs to chill because he is making everyone else look bad. 

so we finished our lessons with Ellison (our fake investigator) and we committed him to baptism! and i came out of the lesson and i was like IM THE BEST MISSIONARY IN THE WORLD!!! and then the next day he came in and went through all of the companionships and told us things that we need to improve on and i was like "im the worst missionary in the world" but it was fine because i had to learn humility and so now that i am humble im the best misisonary in the world. but seriously the lessons went great overall. and its crazy how the gift of tongues is real, like i would just say things and not even have to think of them and i was like UGH YES THE SPIRIT IS SO COOL. 

speaking of humility.... portuguese, still great at it. still hate it.

sometimes when i get really excited i start speaking with a super mexicano accent and so elder nielson asked me if i grew up in mexico or something and i was like "no im just super latino fabulous okay esse? also i worked at Toyota which is like the same thing"

so what else what else. for gym time we play four square and im like hecka much good at it but ehh whats new.

btw go watch the talk character of Christ by david a bednar. its life changing. it makes you feel like youre the worst person on the planet but in like a really good way okay?

okay so on tuesdays we have a devotional and so the entire MTC campus walks from the MTC to the marriott center (about a 5-10 minute walk) and it seriously just gets me everytime. there are just thousands and thousands of us all dressed up walking down the street and you cant even see where it starts or ends because there are so many and im just like YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT AND I FEEL SO PRIVILEGED TO BE NUMBERED AMONG YOU. and then i get all teary eyed and start taking pictures of it and then these guys just look at me creeped out and i can tell they are like "stop crying and taking pictures of us you creep" and im like "YOULL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER OKAY IM PRESERVING MEMORIES" but seriously its the best. its the coolest thing. we are like the legit army of Helaman and then people from building windows all wave at us and smile and then i start crying again and then the looks start again and its a vicious cycle but i love it.

seriously though, people here are so amazing. like this one elders dad just got arrested and his family has no income. and anothers mom just got diagnosed with cancer and probably will pass away before he gets home and they are all still out here and just being so amazing and i am just so humbled to be among such amazing young people. its great 

And we have so much fun!!! the other day elder colvin was talking to a leader and was like "its just so amazing how far weve come" and then Harvard and i both looked up at each other and started singing super intensely "I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS BURNING TO THE GROUND OH WELL I GUESS WERE GONNA FIND OUT LETS SEE HOW FAR WE COME LETS SEE HOW FAR WEVE COME" (which is a matchbox 20 song mom) anyways it was like a super divine intervention moment and lives were touched all around.

i saw afton at choir! she was sitting right behind me and it was a joyous moment and we hugged and i kept hugging her and she was like stop hugging me but i wouldnt.  i got a picture and a joyous time was had by all.

this next  paragraph starts out kind of bad but then turns GOOD! 

 so the temple is closed for 5 weeks for cleaning or something. im super bummed about it. anyways so we go on temple walks around the temple on our

 P-days and last week we all dressed up but no one else there was dressed up in church clothes and we like bring our scriptures and read and stuff and so last night i was like "can we wear normal clothes like everyone else because its harder to sit and stuff to read in a skirt" and then being totally serious elder phillips was like "well i mean its like it depends on your relationship with God and whether or not you want to show respect to him" which is a different way of saying "its your choice but if you dont wear church clothes youre the devil" and so i wore church clothes and struggled through the sitting on the ground modestly. but in the end i was triumphant and again proved to be the best missionary in the world. 

and now for the UGLY!!!

 HERE IS THE WORST PART OF MY WEEK/MY LIFE: so we were playing this "mix and mingle" game in class where we just walked around and talked in portuguese. and i was winning of course, even though it wasnt a winning game, i was winning. anyways. so randomly my arm started gushing out blood but im like really tough so i didnt even notice it. anyways this elder finally told me that i was bleeding so i booked it to the bathroom and cleaned it up and everyone was fine. right? WRONG NO EVERYONE WAS NOT FINE. because then i come back into the classroom and im sitting and being righteous and whatever and it was fine until my teacher was like "uhh what is this?" and pointed to the whiteboard and IT WAS MY BLOOD ALL OVER THE WHITEBOARD. but i stayed cool and i was like "ew idk wut" but then stupid elder whatcott (who in reality isnt stupid i love him) points at me and is like "THATS SISTER TRUSSEL'S BLOOD I SAW GOODY PROCTOR DANCE WITH THE DEVIL!!" (if you dont understand that joke go back to 10th grade english) anyways it was the worst moment of my life and so i had to go to the bathroom and get paper towels and slowly clean off my blood from the white board while my entire district glared upon me in disgust. and then everything was fine right? WRONG EVERYTHING WAS NOT FINE. because then people started noticing that they had accidentally also leaned on the whiteboard and my blood was all over them. it was a trial and i have a hard life and people need to feel bad for me okay?

OKAY MOM I LOVE YOU BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE YOU CAUSED ME TO BE A HOOCHEY MISSIONARY. because our zone leader ladies told us that a teacher was complaining about someones shirt being too low in our district and i know that they were talking abotu me and this is all yoru fault because i wanted to be a frumpy missionary and you made me wear real clothes and now im the hooch of the MTC so thanks a lot for ruining my life. lol jk thanks for giving me life more like it im very appreciative.

oh and now for the title of this blog post. o filho de diablo is what elder phillips calls me. its poor portuguese for the son of satan. why does he call me this? i have no idea. could it be because i threatened to bomb a plane if anyone from my district got their visa and tried to leave? idk maybe. could it be because sometimes when we are talking about our "investigator" i threaten to drown him in the baptismal font? who knows. in any event its somewhat rude but i take it as a term of endearment. thanks elder phillips, o filho de diablo to you too. 

this elder in my district said that girls arent funny and so i had to punch him in the face. im sorry i know thats not allowed but its like, what was i supposed to do in that situation? even though i mean he was semi right. i had to punch him on principle. sorry mom

yesterday i just starting pounding out some major sick portuguese and everyone is like "seriously how do you do that?" and im like "idk im awesome okay esse?" and elder colvin got jealous and was like "yeah its not even that hard" so i had to punch him in the face too.  

also we played this game and i cheated and then i ended up losing anyways and i was like "THAT is  IMPOSSIBLE I CHEATED" and then i was called the filho de diablo again. rude.

and then we played this portuguese red light blue light game and i would have come in third but elder helvey the devil he is cheated and so i had to punch him in the face and we had a heated debate where i demanded that he be punished or burned at the stake and so now our teacher wont let us play games anymore. lol jk our teacher loved it. he loves me. 

then  the other day sister Hess pushed my stuff off my desk but then she felt bad and picked it up but as she was bending over i was getting up and i accidentally stepped on her skirt and then she stood up and her skirt fell off and now shes the hoochey missionary and everything is fine.

in an interview one of the men from  my branch presidency told me that i was a very pretty girl. he is 70 years old and  partially blind but ill take what i can get. desperate times my friends. desperate times. 

Now to reply to all of you whom I will still call my friends, who are not  dead to me because you wrote me....those of you who didn't you are still dead to me! 

Mikki-G - love you love your letters. im annoyed that you keep going to disney but i laughed at you yelling at matt. also i thought you werent giving a farewell and so youre dumb but send it to me. also i think that its cute that you think that you are superior to me regarding the temple. youre not even a missionary yet. im like 600x more superior for you and when you come im going to make you feel like such a newbie baby because i own the MTC capiche? also i just sent you a letter about afton and stuff and so read that and send me more dearelders.  send me tanner townsends address 

Paige-ehh. your letter was good but there was still only ONE. ITS LIKE ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP ME SOMEWHAT UPDATED ABOUT YOUR LIFE OKAY?? also stop saying that youre having a good time without me. ill come home and punch you in the face. if i could have one wish on my mission it would be that your life would suffer immensely until i get back and so you would appreciate me more. also i sent you a letter last tuesday so im hoping that you got it.

Nikki Rachel- ahhh you keep me young. i loved your email and the picture was just creepy enough to be funny but not creepy enough that i would consider calling the cops. well done, i  realized why i love sister hess so much. she literally reminds me of a complete morph of the two of you.  i just love her and i love you guys and your email made me laugh and i love you and ill write you. Please  dearelder.com me your addresses and SOMEONE GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT KATE MIDDLETON OR IM COMING HOME (jk im staying on my mission forever BUT SEND ME STUFF OR ILL BE MAD). send me yoru address and ill write you a handwritten letter. also thanks for giving my blog views, how many does it have?

kevin-thanks for the letter loved it. thanks for the advice and its true. getting letters is the best. i apprecaite the support as i embark on my quest for righteousness. 

kailey- last week i was nice to you. but not anymore. you seriously havent written me or rachel farnsworth so you better be in jail or dead because no other excuse is going to cut it. but thanks for doing my blog

macey- dont use hot man in your letters it makes me feel uncomfortable and i dont like it. repent and try again. good luck on your tryouts. youll kill it, or you wont. idk. but im sure that they will go great.

mckenna- thanks for the letter not. i dont care that youre at camp. THIS IS 2013 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU CAN FIND INTERNET. jk i forgive you love you lots

sam- yorue the bset brother in the world and your letters make my feel. stay sweet you handsome devil you

makrands-ur a babe stay sweet

Natalie- sometimes i think of your "you will die comment" and i die. of laughter and love for you. 

mommy-i love you and as does my district. send them all letters. they all want some. just send them to me and i will distribute them. also please stop saying lawlz. it makes me feel uncomfortable.but i love you and miss you and please come fix my elbow i will write you today in answering all of your questions but i need perfume ASAP the beds here smell and thus i smell. youre the best mommy in the world and i love you lots and lots and your letters make me smile . here are their names. companion:sister tanton

sister hess

sister calder

elder:

nielson

whatcott

larkin (harvard)

phillips

barnes

helvey

shelton

shreeve

colvin

also mom i bought a BOM and photo adapter here so dont send those. also my elbow is like getting a rash and it hurts and its itchy and i need you to come here and fix me please. oh and  i loved getting the comments back from my letter, that were posted on my facebook, blog  and what you heard, .  so keep sending those puh lease.

dad-thanks for you two word letter. it really pumped me up. we cant use mp3 in the MTC so you can chill about that. but thanks and when you send it can you put the cummorahs hill soundtrack on it? also the playlists are on my laptop itunes under mission somethign playlist. there should be two. 

YEVI- you little russian . i got your dear elder and it legit made me feel so good. thanks so much youre the best person on the planet. except i didnt appreciate the work out comment BECAUSE ITS LIKE I DONT I JUST LIE ON THE FLOOR WITH SISTER HESS AND PRETEND TO STRETCH. enough with your attitude. but thanks for the letter it was really sweet and i love you baii

oh yeah shilpa love you. i saw a hot indian working at the laundromat and i thought of you. i felt a special bond.  send me your address. 

i forget who else wrote me but ill look over it and write you  back because you are not dead to me. and I appreciate you writing muito!!! (very much) 

love it here! love you all! 

Sister Trussel